pennyaswell: 'nope, its ajoke I know
dragonmerc: wait...did you tell me the punchline first?
pennyaswell: nod :-(
dragonmerc: okay tell me the beginning?
dragonmerc: so what is it? :-)
pennyaswell: two statues of two lovers gazing at each other had been in a garden for 50 years when an angel gave them an hours worth of life as a reward. The angel said you have an hour to do what you want!
dragonmerc: and one of them said You shit on the birds?
pennyaswell: 'the two statues went behind the bushes andcame out again 10 mins later, all sweaty and out of breath
pennyaswell: the one sttaue sai that only took 10 mins, lets do it again, nd so they went behind the hedge again
dragonmerc: Statue sex...hehe
pennyaswell: 'this went on andon until the angel appeared and went behind the hedge to see what they were doing
dragonmerc: Statue-tory rape
dragonmerc: so what happened then?
pennyaswell: the one statue said "ok, this time you hold the birds down and *I'll* shit on them!!"
dragonmerc: Even w/ the punchline you had me thinking sex...