Skrain Bodak (skrain_bodak) wrote,
Skrain Bodak
skrain_bodak

the truth is revealed...LOL

Strike out statements that aren't true.

i have never been drunk
i have never smoked pot
i have never kissed a member of the opposite sex
i have never kissed a member of the same sex...
i have never crashed a friend's car
i have never been to japan
i have never been to europe
i have never ridden in a taxi
i have never had anal sex
i have never had sex with a member of the same sex
i have never had sex with a member of the opposite sex
i have never been in love
i have never had sex in public
i have never been dumped
i have never shoplifted
i have never been in a fight...
i have never had a threesome
i have never snuck out of my parent's house
i have never been caught masturbating
i have never peed on myself.. I am sure I did when I was little lol
i have never been arrested
i have never made out with a stranger
i have never celebrated new years in times square
i have never celebrated mardi gras in new orleans
i have never been on a blind date
i have never lied to a friend
i have never had a crush on a teacher My Freshman Comp I teacher who I still keep in touch with....and my Business Calc teacher who is only a few years older than I am....with the nicest head of strawberry blond hair! ;)
i have never skipped school
i have never thrown up in public
i have never purposely set a part of myself on fire hmmmmm?
i have never cut myself on purpose Like suicide??
i have never eaten sushi
i have never been happy with myself
i have never met a movie star
i have never been naked in front of another person outside my family
i have never had sex on a family member's bed (does my bed count???)

Well, that was fun...
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