July 14th, 2001

Lancea Sanctum


Anyone want to know the 150 Ways to Kill the Purple Dinosaur?? I thought you did.... My favorites are: 97. Drown him in gasoline and then set it ablaze ((FIIIIIIREEEEEE!! firefirefirefirefirefirefirefirefirefire BUUUUURN!! BURN BURN!! -- Sorry, the Dilandau in me came out....gotta love "Escaflowne")), 95. Bazooka blast to the cranium, 100. Microwave ovens work wonders, 106. Make him wear a pentagram and send him to a Baptist church, 121. Use Barney as a test subject for exotic new nerve gasses, 142. Substitute the cameras on his show w/ anti-matter accelerators

Cool huh?