September 14th, 2004


I hate Reasor's.....!!! *Mars Mode: ON!!*

Mom just came home early today.....

She had just been let go at her work just because she couldn't find a cake in the walk in last week and it wasn't the first time she'd been talked to about it and apparently it's the only reason why she got let go!! From what I could gather nobody had told her where specifically the cake was...


MALF THEM ALL...... I will not shop there ever ever ever again and I will bad-mouth then to the end of all creation! I want to be so instrumental in them going out of business that it is NOT FUNNY!

Now I'm the only income in this house and I hate it...that they make us suffer....damn them, I wish they all burn. It's too bad none of them would ever starve......

May....something....ANYTHING....horrible happen to every single manager working there and possibly every single manager working in every single Reasor's store in all of creation.

Now my favorite Arabic phrase to the current head of the Reasor family.....:

Alaan abok labo abook, yabn al gahba okho el gahba, yal manyoch kess ommek o ommen yabetek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*points to his head* Ma fish Kahraba!!!! ("There is no electricity")

*points to him* Kiss ikht yalli bazarak, ya akhou el alf menteki!!!!!!! ("[Malf] your sister, the brother of 1000....*ahems*")

Oh and Mr Reasor........

Teezak jiyef, Yakhreb beytak, Yahreq deenak, Yen 'aal deek ommack, Enta ghebee, Inta Khawal......Kis em ick! ("Your [butt] stinks, ruin to your family, may He burn your religion, you're an idiot, damn your mother's faith, [you're gay], ...." and to spare eyes, I won't even paraphrase that last one...)
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