Edit: pasting for those who can't see it....
My husband is English, but we live in Texas. We were in Oklahoma this weekend, where he received the following comment: "You're English? Are you related to Prince Philip?"
Stupid on two levels:
1. All English are not related to royalty.
2. Prince Philip is Greek.
Note: I'm not mocking Okies in general, just noting where we were when the stupid occurred.